BRUCE

THE KIND OF GUY WHO AS A CHILD EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS RETARDED......UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT HE IS LEFT HANDED!

LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE OUTFIELD HE CANT THROW FOR SHIT...MUST BE A BRUCE!

by BradY1953 December 18, 2018

bruce

A gentle "titty-twister." There is actually no twist involved. It is just a simple "tweak" of the nipple to make it erect. Derived from Bruce Lee, who always had his shirt off and had hard nipples.

I love to randomly bruce the kids in the hallway and watch them grab their chests in shock.

by YouThinkYouKnowMe May 27, 2006

brucing

When people lie on facebook, twitter or any social network.

falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.

Dude is always brucing, he doesn't get any chics.

A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.

by reece215 July 03, 2011

bruce

To physically assault (often by punching) a child of 14 years or less who you are in charge of taking care of for the day at a summer camp.

Yo, I'm so pissed that Bobby won't listen to me today, I might just "bruce" him.

by greg7787 July 28, 2009

Bruced

The act of moving too slowly and getting left behind by your friends.

Girl- Where'd Andrew go?

Guy- He moved too slow and got left on the subway.

Girl- He totally just got Bruced!

by JT luva July 26, 2013

bruced

To accidently assist in a suicide.

I was trying to do myself in by jumping off a bridge. As I jumped the damn rescue vehicle bruced me.

by silverelm May 09, 2008

Bruced

The act of using facebook to stalk someone or keep tabs on them.

My god this girl has bruced my profile like 100 times, she likes everything i do.

by brucedbybruce June 25, 2010