bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.

Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!

bromo sapiens by Orgetorix May 2, 2010

BroMo's

A friend who is like a Brother from another Mother

I'm going to chill with my BroMo's!

BroMo's by Joshie Josh September 10, 2011

Bromo of Arguception 

A male friend who can also be a complete homo, and who enjoys starting arguments and/or fights to the point where he will argue about arguments. A tool.

Bromo of Arguception: Hey, gays shouldn't serve in the military (attempting to start argument)

Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.

Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)

Bromo of Arguception by AverageBro June 18, 2012

Bromo Magnet 

The type of gay male that is aroused by flirting and seducing heterosexual males; It can also describe the type of heterosexual male that attracts gay males.

Danielle: Hey, Hey Sarah check out that super cute guy sitting at the bar
Sarah: Which one?
Danielle: The one at the left corner talking to the Ravens fans
Sarah: Danielle you need to go home you’re obviously drunk
Danielle: WTF!? Why? I can’t like a guy I see on Monday night football!?
Sarah: No...I know him, that’s Connor; the bromo magnet that told me that fuckin gay guys didn’t count as cheating on me
Danielle:.........I’m calling Uber I’m too drunk

Bromo Magnet by Jordan Shawnee October 4, 2020

bromo sexuality 

To be attracted to your homie or bro

Kyle was expressing his bromo sexuality threw his friend Josh.

bromo sexuality by IateYourHamster November 1, 2020

bromo habilis 

The first and oldest of the genus bromo.

John is the oldest dude in the crew, hence he is a bromo habilis

bromo habilis by Hearshotkid_2113 November 12, 2020

bromo the homo 

cool guy has a chill day

hi bromo the homo your cool

bromo the homo by kuzifu December 7, 2020