Bromom

A big brother who’s also like a mom.

He’s such a bromom

by thousmother February 14, 2023

Total Bromo

An extreme but awesome bromance that involves two consensual males platonically having sex, making out, holding hands, and complimenting each other. These males are STRAIGHT and might even be in a relationship, but as legend says nothing is better than the boys. The relationship might also involve all of the boys. Saturday’s are the best days for these relationships because saturdays are for the boys.

Gf: You cheated on me with your best friend?

Me: Nah it was just a Total Bromo relationship, I wore socks and everything babe!
Gf: Okay 👍

by Arik Stan 🥵 July 31, 2021

Bromorse

1. When a girl wakes up the next morning with regrets of the bro she brought home. Often occurring in conjunction with brocus pocus.

2. When a bro wakes up with a less than attractive female after one too many games of beer pong.

ex 1
Debby had total bromorse when Brad woke her up to see if she wanted to hit the gym with him before slamming some jamba juice and hi-fiving his buddies.

ex 2
Jason: That girl you took home was a total hog.
Tyler: Ugh! Total bromorse dude. Total Bromorse.

by Dan Dwyer October 30, 2008

bromosexualize

trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay sexual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:

Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.

by thatis August 2, 2009

Brosmosis Jones

Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.

See you at the party later, Brosmosis Jones! *Double Finger-Gun Point and Wink*

by HTMLHero June 13, 2011

Bromosapien

A term of endearment to a brotherly-like friend or relative.

Normally used by white males, that are comfortable with risking any type of respect from others by simply saying such words and applying them to everyday conversation.

The cool guy(s).

Thanks for getting me that delcious Hi-C, bromosapien.

by Zalkane April 8, 2009

bromocracy

A form of brocialist government that consists of 2 parties.
1) Bropublicans
2) Dembros

Bro, I hate politics. What we need is a true bromocracy.

by brosephina April 21, 2008