Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.

Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.

by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

micheal brewer

A cranky sarcastic old man with a penis the size of texas.

I know he has a sign that says get off my lawn but he really is a micheal brewer.

by Jmb33 May 8, 2018

Brewer

A man that drools beast milk down his chin

Look...that man's a Brewer...he has breast milk stains on his chin

by Coldbloodstream March 7, 2023

brewer

cutest boy ever

see brewer, he's the cute one.

by urmomisahottieee May 27, 2022

Ashley Brewer

She is hot.

Ashley Brewer is hot

by Biden is a dick April 1, 2021

Brewer

Someone who is secretly bad at hunting, and draws 11 pounds with his bow. He is very fathersome and is constantly trying to learn about life from his master friend Ben.

Why does brewer always lose his water bottle in health sciences?

by IKmow October 2, 2021