Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

by Stellababe June 8, 2013

banging rails

Snorting cocaine or other narcotics

Bro! Those dudes were banging rails at that house party last night like junkies!

by Brosephguay May 9, 2018

backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011

bitch-bragging

Pretending to complain about something to disguise the fact that you are actually bragging about something else.

Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.

by neilldoe April 9, 2015

Frame Banging

Frame Banging Is Where Your Car Is So Low That Your Frame Bangs On The Ground

I Heard You Driving And Your Frame Banging Pretty Fucking Hard Dude

by DackkCams May 25, 2018

victim bragging

Bragging about/feeling superior due to one’s victim status/shitty situation, often times while exaggerating the extent of one’s victim-ness

“I only got six hours of sleep last night, I’m so tired”
“Omg you’re tired? I only got two hours last night and three the night before! Yet here I am anyway”
“Dude, quit victim bragging. We can both be tired”

by peanutmilk March 5, 2019

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

by vintx August 10, 2018