Two uncircumcised gentlemen go cap to cap and foreskins are joined by clear adhesive tape. A third gentleman is then called upon urinate on the joined penis executing a golden shower downpour on the tightly sealed package. Meanwhile, the two joined men jerk one anther off vigorously while basking in the warm steady stream of hot urine. Their respective members stay safe and dry from the "Swedish raincoat" that they have created.
Thank god for that sweet Swedish raincoat we made last night, I just heard that fancy peters golden shower was tainted with the herpes. That yellow acid rain would have destroyed our Weiner's if it weren't for that tight Swedish raincoat.
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This durex pouch is much more seasoned than its free-range counterpart, as it may also used for other purposes (including but not limited to) concealing, smuggling or waterproofing contraband in damp areas such as the anal cavity before shitting it out.
A very colourful insult, and a suitable comeback if someone calls you a teabag (a lesser-abused disposable).
This durex pouch is much more seasoned than its free-range counterpart, as it may also used for other purposes (including but not limited to) concealing, smuggling or waterproofing contraband in damp areas such as the anal cavity before shitting it out.
A very colourful insult, and a suitable comeback if someone calls you a teabag (a lesser-abused disposable).
Joe Bloggs: *gives acknowledgment to possy of goon stags with a nod of his head, mistaken as subservience*
Goon: “you’re not a teabag!”
Joe Bloggs: “No, but you’re a jail raincoat”
Goon Possy: *asks what that means to determine whether they should beat him up or pay due respect*
Goon: “you’re not a teabag!”
Joe Bloggs: “No, but you’re a jail raincoat”
Goon Possy: *asks what that means to determine whether they should beat him up or pay due respect*
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