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broccoli bandit 

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.
Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."
broccoli bandit by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

broccoli boy 

Skinny white kids with afros
Yo nigga I'll give you $10 to shave yo head broccoli boy
broccoli boy by Tommy's Knockers August 27, 2016

Broccoli Boy 

Skinny white kids with afros
Broccoli Boy by Tommy's Knockers August 27, 2016

broccoli and cheese soup 

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious..usually served with crackers and cheese.

broccoli-things 

I see you're eating broccoli-things.

broccoli fart 

a really nasty fart caused by broccoli.
1)

tim: aww man i had broccoli for dinner you know what that means!!!
bella: what?
tim: broccoli farts!!! **farts on Bella**
bella: ewww! broccoli farts are the worst!
broccoli fart by fartslave October 19, 2016