Bonzo

A “Bonzo” is a dumbass, but a cute, weird, awkward, awesome, funny, and great taste in music kind of dumbass. Bonzo’s also pull a shit ton of people. No one knows why.

Bro did you see Eric the other night in the club? That dude is a “bonzo” I’m telling you.

by Bonzohead420 August 18, 2022

Bonzo

A name of a French bulldog in the late 90s for a children's comic strip. Known for having a small tale people use this word 'bonzo' to subject that you have a small penis

Watch out lizzy bonzo is here. Get inside.

by Small bonzo September 10, 2022

BonziWORLD

please for the love of god do not visit it

person 1: I visited BonziWORLD, now I have stage 4 cancer.

by The Unknown Gaylord October 3, 2022

Bonzainite

Bonzainite or Bonzai'd person, represents Canaanite adults who were essentially given a death-coma before 18. Looking very child like. Stunted growth.

Dakota Fanning looks like a Bonzainite.....

by pornstitute April 9, 2023

Bonzu

A Korean girl who hates Korean things and wished they were Japanese.

Girl: "I hate kpop!"
Boy: "But youre Korean, youre such a Bonzu!"

by tushi kun September 21, 2023

The Bonzi Approach

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.

Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?

by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023

MK Bonzi

The iconic Canadian rapper duo budgies named Mika and Bonzi

Person 1: Have you listened to MK Bonzi's new track?
Person 2: Yeah! It goes "chirp chirp chirp!"

by Sh0tgunn October 8, 2023