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Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"
by Krkič September 8, 2019
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That one name that everyone uses when they don't know what to call someone. Possibly the most amazing name in existence. Usually used when guessing someone's name or when you need a name for something.
Hello, is your name Bob?
by bobmcjoe May 9, 2018
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Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.
Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”
by RA9 January 17, 2019
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Bob is a builder. Builder is a Bob. If this angers you, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020
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A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.
God damnit, I have to take Bob's course. At least it's an easy credit
by kh4zhang September 9, 2019
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by insert pseudonym September 21, 2021
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The big fat two flapped lump in the woman’s back, especially when it jiggles a lot and be lookin fine
Damnnn Peppa pig’s bob is looking fine
by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018
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