Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.

"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"

by Krkič September 8, 2019

Bob

That one name that everyone uses when they don't know what to call someone. Possibly the most amazing name in existence. Usually used when guessing someone's name or when you need a name for something.

Hello, is your name Bob?

by bobmcjoe May 9, 2018

Bob

Call Janete and she uses Bob’s CC to buy you a flight.

I bobed to Tahoe!

by sfgeek January 14, 2018

Bob

Bob is the most funnest and stumped person ever in the world!

Hey bob "wha!" ................

by Kasamii November 13, 2018

Bob

So bob is bob but bob is not bob cuz bob is dead

Bob

by owo dis furry November 2, 2020

Bob

He's the guy your wife told you not to worry about. Yeah, that guy.

Bob stole my wife. My wife left me with Bob. Bob can suck my cock. Fuck Bob.

by Bob, you're a dead man. December 15, 2020

Bob

Bob is a name used immediately when you cant think of a name. It is truly inspirational.

I love my friend Bob

by Globglogabgalab72 March 11, 2019