gender blender

Someone who blends both masculine and feminine together in the way they physically present.

Put your gender in the blender!

Boy George and Annie Lennox are gender blenders, we are legion.

by Tyke Tyler July 25, 2008

frog in a blender

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010

food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.

Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"

by Mr. Cowper September 8, 2009

Metal Blender

When a band try mixing genres and it's too much, just making unrecognizable noise.

G: have you heard OL's new album?
S: Yeah, i couldn't figure out if i like it or not, sounded like a metal blender.

by SKdCat July 9, 2010

banana blender

bizzy d...not only does this mean a slutty hoe bag, but it also means a the act of a female/male putting their partner's penis in her/his mouth a moving her/his head to apply shaking to the penis(like a blender)...thankyou for that experience bizzy d!

I want my first banana blender to be from a redhead..they're so hot!

by Mark Jr April 21, 2004

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Blender Guse

a wussy ass snitch who makes up crap, just to get someone arrested. He also hides behind his boyfriends.

Guse would be scared to fight someone so he brings his boyfriends with him.

by polt May 8, 2005