This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
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Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.
"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
by Solomacn November 27, 2012
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Blart

A fart with blood in it.
I blarted at the bwick dealership by accident.
by kassidysbitch January 12, 2022
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Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus
by Nat zi March 18, 2022
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Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )
Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting
by Martian guy February 26, 2025
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Blarting

Have you ever been caught blarting before?
by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025
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