by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018
When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.
"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."
"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
by Solomacn November 27, 2012
by kassidysbitch January 12, 2022
by Nat zi March 18, 2022
by Martian guy February 26, 2025
Have you ever been caught blarting before?
by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025