JarJargon Binks

A person who shoves rare vocabulary words and unnecessary jargon down everyone's throats in an attempt to appear smarter. This usually just backfires, though, and they end up coming off as pretentious insecure doushebags who are trying too hard. It's cool to have a broad vocabulary --no one's saying it's not, but it's cooler to know how and when to use it.

Ted: What a splendiferous day! Isn't the day just serendipitously fortuitous?
Marvin: Slow your roll JarJargon Binks. You don't have to shove every big word you know into our conversation. You're trying too hard. Don't worry, we already know you're smart, it's why we hang out with you."

by fijiwateryoudoing January 19, 2015

Binked-up

- 'To get completely torched off of Marijuana, mindset turns from to dismal to euphoric'

-"Yo Henny, I just failed a test and lost my girl, lets get binked-up!"

"Im coming over in twenty minutes, stuff that game leaf with some of that OG and lets get binked-up!"

"Im down to go out tonight, I just need to make sure im binked-up before the pre-game."

by RelentlessJD April 14, 2019

Pull a Binks

When an intoxicated male, in a group setting (i.e. a party, a bar, a sporting event), decides to randomly flash his ballsack to all those around him.

Last night Zac decided to pull a binks and showed everyone the piercing on his nuts.

by BrunetteMomma January 15, 2011

Bink Pack

A bink pack is like a six pack, except smaller. Usually used in comparing a skinny man against a very meaty one. The bink pack is a toned, yet very small set of stomache muscles.

In the movie New Moon, Jacob had an awesome six pack, but when Edward took off his shirt, it was a bink pack.

by RiffRaff CR November 23, 2009

Beter Bink

A binky type of Peter where the P must be replaced by B in order to assert dominance

Beter Bink binked his way through engineering

by Badrick October 5, 2021

stinky bink

like sneaky links but instead of sex you rip a bong by yourself

“where did will go?”
“oh i think i saw him go off to take a stinky bink”

by skips coleg July 25, 2022

Bink bunk

First you bunk and then you bink. Not in that order 😳.
What if we were to bink bunk together sometime... uhh so bunk is like a name and bink is a naughty thing so you binked bunk behind tescos last night?

Aww jeez Rick.. I- I wanna bink bunk so bad rn sheeesh.
*Burps*

by A jim doodle hater September 7, 2021