Beckers

a convenience store that sells sussy sauce for 99 cents

person 1: hey did you see that Beckers has sussy sauce for 99 cents?

person 2: no way I need to go to Beckers now!!!!

by deeznutsbabyyoda June 23, 2021

Michael Becker

The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.

Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.

by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018

Berker.

A word used to describe the situation of having to leave the room due to excessive seepage of methane gas from the bottom.

Man1: so, hows things?

Man2: Sorry. Berker.

Man1: got out of here quick!

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006

beckerify

1. To unneccesarily compound a situation's complexity and volatility through lack of a sense of humor.

He completely beckerified the situation by reporting to the police that I had broken the speed limit.

by a pseudonym May 13, 2005

Becker

Someone who is a wimpy kid at a MPS school. Normally starts stuff and don't follows up on the stuff he/she pulled.

Kid 1: Oh, God! He just another Becker!

Kid 2: Wow, I used to look up to that kid.

by Thekidwhoisakidthatgoestomps January 25, 2011

Beckerhead

Noun: A person so caught up in the latest Glenn, Beck, conspiracy, that they lose what little touch with reality they had.

My neighbor has become a total Beckerhead. After Glenn revealed his latest conspiracy, my neighbor went out and bought some "end of the world insurance", and some gold coins, that he will never see a profit on in his lifetime.

by Frostweld April 6, 2013

Becker Decker

Having sex while watch reruns of old tv shows. Such as Cheers, Becker, Threes Company, Frasier, or anything pre-2000's.

I usually have a becker decker while watching nick at night.

by Darkestkiss September 13, 2013