Belgian Bowtie

The act of slitting your partner's throat, throwing a stiff dick into her esophagus, only to leave the balls exposed on her lower neck, giving her the appearance of a bowtie.

Hey, do you Belgian Bowtie on the first date?

by John Sasse Junior September 6, 2010

Belgian Beard

The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well

Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.

by therealalfgarnett December 14, 2009

Belgian Waterslide

When a male is receiving oral sex, and the male tries to get a Chili Dog (when he comes, he pulls the girls* head so hard his cum comes out of her/his nose) a belgian waterslide is in fact a Chili Dog gone bad, at the same point the guy pulls , the other person throws up covering everything in puke, rather then sperm

When Shaft tried to give the hoe a Chili Dog, she choked and pulled a belgian waterslide on him, covering his nuts in vomit..

by Berre September 22, 2008

The Belgian 16

16 consecutive days of belgian raging dunkenness. Drink of choice: belgian brews.

Yo! Are YOU man enough to take on The Belgian 16 (B16)?!

by Demop August 10, 2010

Belgian Pralines

A confectionary chocolate truffle made around Europe (Belgium). It consists of good quality chocolate, sugar, nuts, paste of different flavors etc. It can be shaped into any shape (during its process of creation) like hearts. And can be decorated with icing on top. These irresistible treats are great for Dinner, Valentine's Day, a romantic date etc. Although they don't have much recipes on how to make them. They also look elegant.

I made some home made Belgian Pralines for my picnic with my girlfriend. I hope she'll like them.

by TheOutsider998 March 18, 2013

Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.

My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.

by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018

Belgian Kiss

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.

Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!

by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019