by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010
Get the Spread Beagle mug.The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.
by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017
Get the Wax Your Beagle mug.The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
Get the Bagel the Beagle mug.me- man he was just acting like a beagle
friend- a beagle?
me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy
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me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy
by lunaiscool December 3, 2023
Get the acting like a beagle mug.(Person#1)Dude, look the balls comin right for you, only a baller could catch that!
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(Person#2) "ohhh SNAGGLE BEAGLE!!"
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by Fam. guyy May 14, 2011
Get the Snaggle Beagle mug.1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.
2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!
2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".
2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".
by Showerpal December 18, 2020
Get the beagle mug.The Beaten Beagle:
The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:
The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!
James: *Vomits while fapping*
The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!
James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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