Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing

“My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob”

by Super6.fo August 30, 2025

Beijing Bye Bye

To get a happy ending at a massage parlor and leave without paying.

Yes I was really stressed so I went to the parlor, to be honest I Beijing bye byed!

by SouperDude September 26, 2025

Beijing

Beijing is one of the most baddest bitch names you can have . She is loyal, fun, and a all around dime piece!

Beijing is foreign but that ass is too .

by Brownskinfox November 24, 2021

Beijing Obscurantism

The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.

John's so into 'Double Rainbow Guy' after years in China. Classic case of Beijing Obscurantism!

by TatohSum May 16, 2023

International School of Beijing

The best international school in Beijing, near the much inferior Beijing international bilingual academy

Student 1: Yo my fellow BIBA student, I’m transferring to ISB(International school of Beijing)
Student 2: you get to escape this Australian gulag?!! That’s amazing!

by Australian gulag survivor June 27, 2023

Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..

When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..

by The pimple popper March 25, 2023

beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024