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In the Basement

A person who is secretly a nerd, and is afraid to tell anyone.
Bill: Hey have you seen Jimmy?

Ted: Yeah, he's off playing D&D with some freinds, but don't tell anyone because he's totally in the basement.
by ninjarabbi May 10, 2010
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Basement Bum

A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.

All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.

If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...
Guy 1: Hello?!

Guy 2: Hey. What's up?

Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!

Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!

Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.

Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!

Guy 1: What should I do?!

Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!

Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!

*Dial Tone*

Guy 2: Holy shit...
by RVB123 April 20, 2010
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Basementation

Camping and/or cramming numerous bodies (people and pets alike) in a homeslice's basement for a particularly awesome weekend.
"I would much rather go on an extra basementation than go to another townie wedding."
by basement squatter September 28, 2012
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Ball Basement

nutsack, flesh bag housing the sperm rich testicles.
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wet basement

The result of one urinating in his or her sexual partner's rectum.
Rico: Cindy is such a whore man! Did you give her a dirty sanchez?

Frank: Nah man, I gave her a wet basement!
by Undertaker418 August 27, 2009
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Basement Tits

Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.

They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.

Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."

Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."

Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011
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Basement DVD

TV series Basement DVD:
When a TV show never gets an official DVD release.
Someone usually collects a complete TV series from video tape recordings or official VHS release and makes a DVD for sale, either on eBay or iOffer.

Movie Basement DVD:
When a movie is never given an official DVD release.
Someone often creates a DVD from an existing VHS release of an obscure cult favorite that has yet to have an official DVD release
1.) The only way to see the complete series of Bucky O'Hare is to find a Basement DVD for sale online.

2.) George Lucas will never release the Star Wars Holiday Special so your best bet is to find a Basement DVD of it.
by OX_Bigly October 4, 2011
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