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Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.
by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006
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there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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Badger

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.
Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!
by Banter Clause December 23, 2018
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a double bagger

a person so ugly that you have to put a bag over your head when having sex with them in case the one you put on theirs falls off
see her/him over there thats a double bagger if ever i saw one
by fenton t fox July 15, 2006
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Barfero Doucho

Said with an Italian accent;

The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.

May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...

Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
by youreonastick September 3, 2006
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two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.
Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.
by Dave May 7, 2003
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Honey badger mode

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.
Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
by Cruncherific December 7, 2011
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