When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.
POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.
POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.
by Filo da puta March 20, 2021
Get the Barber madnessmug. by Chatgetbanged69 December 24, 2019
Get the gary the barbermug. Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
by MD Jr October 10, 2013
Get the Barber Pollmug. Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.
Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.
by vbjas October 3, 2007
Get the barber the doormug. by sn13 May 6, 2011
Get the sleep barbermug. On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
Get the Prison Barbermug. An amazing guy. One of the most attractive people you will ever meet, he has a very good side profile and a really good laugh. He knows all of the right things to say, and will always do the right thing. He is very outgoing and energetic. He is extremely funny and witty and when you see his smile your whole heart will melt. He is an extrovert who will gladly talk to anyone. Often Blaze is an asshole, but he will always have a sweet spot for that one girl.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Blaze Barber today?
Guy 2: Yeah, all the girls are falling for him these days.
Guy 2: Yeah, all the girls are falling for him these days.
by albertafranklin367 March 26, 2022
Get the Blaze Barbermug.