babies

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

Baby

A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.

Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?

by DshakeS June 29, 2008

baby

a name used when trying to use a pick up line, or picking someone up

hey there baby....
(by the way this line usually doesn't work)

by danny August 29, 2004

Baby

A baby is parasite a girl usually receives after having unprotected sex.

Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.

by Theat kid that one time June 25, 2009

baby

An annoying miniature human that cries at all hours of the night. No matter where you hide your things, it will find them and then destroy them.

the baby just broke my gold necklace!!!

by Lala678 March 13, 2008

baby

1. a small newborn child
2. a person who complains and/or bitches way to much
3. a quarter ounce of a specific drug equal to 7 grams
4. a term expressed often during sex

1. Aww have you seen Alyssa's newborn baby?
2. Dat nigga bitch to much he a baby bout shit.
3. Ay dawg I got 2 n a baby on my re-up you need sumthin?
4. O baby harder baby harder!!!!

by doebro12 August 2, 2008

baby

1. A tasty treat.
2. A blunt object used to hit things.

Damn, that baby was delicious....

by Ben Kurth May 13, 2005