Crafty Butcher

Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.

Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?

by Kairan November 18, 2003

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butchers hook

Cockney rhyming slang for look.

Lemme av' a butchers hook at that then John

by James Betts June 14, 2006

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Butcher and Bolt

Having sex with a female and leaving shortly after to attend other activities.

Origin: The phrase 'Butcher and Bolt' originated in the late 19th century as a military term to describe punitive expeditions in which a military element invaded a foreign land to exact revenge (or otherwise punish) before a timely withdrawal.

Male 1: Where have you been, we're on the second keg!
Male 2: I was over at Allie's.
Male 1: Nice - butcher and bolt?
Male 2: Heyyooo.

by md2020 July 13, 2013

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The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

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butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 09, 2005

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