Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Bulk bang

noun

1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.

2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse

David: "Last night this chick I met on Tinder bulk banged me. I will never look at Arnold Schwarzenegger the same way again."

by CRJguy September 29, 2018

bulk/breakdown

When you sell some drugs in quantity or in singles\small amounts

I sell craves and carts in bulk/breakdown

by That snigga May 20, 2023

Gildea bulk

Eating an insane amount of food while simulateously going to the gym in an effort to make super gainz

Michael: Fuck me James that's your 3rd dinner today
James: I know, I'm on a Gildea bulk

by Jdboyle2 September 1, 2016

bulking or cutting

Bulking is known as the muscle-building stage, which calls for eating more calories than you burn, coupled with intense weight training for a set period of time. Then there's cutting — the phase where you cut back on calories in an effort to shed body fat while maintaining muscle mass to the best of your ability.

gym bro: dude, bulking or cutting?
me: bro definitely bulking

by thedemonunderyourbed February 2, 2023

Bulking

A strategy used to gain muscle mass and body weight.

My trainer and I are doing working on bulking at the gym this week.

by Smartcutie22 September 8, 2025