brett

An amazing Scottish boy with a slight tendency to sometimes act as "Jaws" from James Bond.

Woah that guy is "pulling a Brett"

by Sean Clive July 22, 2006

Brett

Brett is a kid with a tiny penis who scooters with 10 year olds on his free time. He enjoys the mutilation of babies with granny panties on there heads. He goes to Tijuana on his free time to bang wolf pussy. He uses penis pumps on his dogs and has an "ejaculation blanket" that he spews all his man juice on. He was the main suspect of a case including him and a 49 year old man from Pittsburgh back in 1999. Alfred Tucker, who was, at the time, a successful businessman and philanthropist who had a master's degree in Business Economics and had a beautiful wife from downtown Walnut Creek, was found dead in a random tenement in uptown Oakland. His mouth was full of semen, foam, shampoo bars, and dildos. His asshole was full of diapers, which reeked of rotten potatoes. Anyway, back to the fucking story. Brett ended up having sex with a monkey and his mom became a prostitute. The end.

Hey, Brett.
YEAH!!!!!SCOOTER111111!!!!!!11 IM A FAGGOT?????
You're gay.
FCKYUOOOOOOOFAGGIT IM FUCKINGUH BETTERTHANyUuUuUu

by Applebaby DiCkSchoolboyQLamar$ September 04, 2012

Brett

A male Karen.

We had a totally Brett call into customer service today. He yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manger. Something about a Reddit post and not getting the support he needed.

by supergriff77 November 23, 2021

Brett

He is so hot and sexy, he can fuck any girl and will. But if you're his girlfriend you shouldn't even be mad because he's so fucking sexy. They all enjoy sex and more importantly they are open to fucking anyone. Should you be lucky enough to fuck him, you will get all the goods. He is a god and people will go to the store to buy his cum and nut out of his horse dick so they can be as sexy and carry one of his kids.

Brett is so fucking hot, he will fuck you and then someone else and you would be happy for him.

by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020

Brett

He is sexy as hell. He steals all your kills and fucks all your girls, and teachers too.

Brett just stole my fucking kill and girl.

by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020

Brett

A guy who looks very innocent but loves to make everybody laugh and has a big booty female. He can act sometimes childish but he is very outgoing. He loves cars and he especially loves mustangs. #getbackorgetsmacked

Thats a totally a brett

Omg have you seen brett's mustangs its so nice
Brett what it doooo

by cantalktextme March 23, 2018

Brett

The main man

At 2am, I always wonder how my main man Brett is doing.

by Brettssidekick September 23, 2020