Bologna Pony

In essence, it is another name for the penis.

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and take a ride on the bologna pony?

by 5tephen July 23, 2008

boppin the bologna

for a male to masturbate

Bill was in the bathroom boppin the bologna.

by J. Kemp April 27, 2006

bologna drapes

same as meat flaps, bologna drapes are elongated pussy lips from years of use and abuse, commonly seen on older women, hookers, and whores

Her bologna drapes tasted like fish.

by BrownEye4U April 13, 2006

bologna curtains

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.

There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

by URASuka June 19, 2009

bologna bandit

When a girl randomly comes up to a guy and grabs his junk.

Man some chic just walked up to me and grabbed me right in the junk!

Lets find that bologna bandit and give her the frank n beans.

by SS BOB November 08, 2010

Bologna Girl

A girl that you keep secretly hidden in your closet to be brought out only for sexual activities. You feed her slices of bologna under the door to sustain her because that is the only food flat enough to fit.

John: Matt, where's that girl you've been fooling around with?
Matt: Oh, I don't bring her out. She's only my bologna girl.

by Megan Caroline August 10, 2012

Bologna Slices

huge areolas, very large nipples.

that chick I was porking had huge bologna slices!

by truckstop July 01, 2006