blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans

Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.

by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007

shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

an incident witch expleeld to a point and completely got worse and came back to damage the person or persons in the future

when an argumet happened after and incident and the argument came back to haunt the people meaning the shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

by leighann June 27, 2006

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.

Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.

by bigboy frank October 1, 2017

big blew eyes

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.

Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

Bush blew

When you rub the tip of your cock on her pussys bush, and you blow your load on her labia Majoria and labia minor a at the same time.

Man, that girl I fucked last night i Bush blew her so hard.

by Back door dog July 3, 2018