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Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed
by SevenCorn January 25, 2021
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Autornatic

An r6 slammer
Yooo you seen that guy named on r6s... his name is autornatic.. That man is a slammer
by Matt breezy January 28, 2021
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Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!
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Semi-automatic lonely boy

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad
Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy
by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019
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Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018
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autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile
1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.
by teej October 16, 2003
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autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.
John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.
by Kelly February 4, 2004
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