Austrian Roulette

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner

"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."

by MahNamehJEF March 6, 2022

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 9, 2015