A really cool car made to grab attention from skanks, cheap hookers, strippers and hoes all at no charge. Audi A5's have been best known for grabbing attention from Asian and French women.
Any male with a great low self esteem about his inner/outer appearance is always willing to spend all of his savings on the Audi A5.
Mike: Todd, you have been fucking women non-stop, how do you get all these hookers and strippers to get with you for free?!
Todd: I bought the Audi A5, how else!?!?!
Mike: LOL, OMG......SHM
Mike: Todd, you have been fucking women non-stop, how do you get all these hookers and strippers to get with you for free?!
Todd: I bought the Audi A5, how else!?!?!
Mike: LOL, OMG......SHM
by La Fart October 3, 2010
When driving in heavy traffic, allowing a car to cut in front of you because they drive the same manufacturer.
(Works with any car)
(Works with any car)
Shotgun: "That dumb bitch was texting and putting on her makeup while driving, why did you let her in?"
Driver: "It's cool dawg, I just gave the Audi bump."
Driver: "It's cool dawg, I just gave the Audi bump."
by Sloppy Pete October 5, 2010
by Eric Sermon November 10, 2002
Leaving a scene or situation in a hurry. It is sometimes mistakenly referred to as "outtie 5000," perhaps in reference to the "out," as used in two-way radio communication.
Example: Terminating an unbearable chat session on a dating website.
lamedude1990:hEY GurRL, WaTss GuD?
lamedude1990:sOrry Bout mY TYpIn, BeEN HufFiN DEM PaiNT FuMES alL DaY LOLllL
annoyedgirl1979:seriously?
lamedude1990:yEs, SerIoUsly.
annoyedgirl1979:Um.
annoyedgirl1979: Audi 5000.
lamedude1990:hEY GurRL, WaTss GuD?
lamedude1990:sOrry Bout mY TYpIn, BeEN HufFiN DEM PaiNT FuMES alL DaY LOLllL
annoyedgirl1979:seriously?
lamedude1990:yEs, SerIoUsly.
annoyedgirl1979:Um.
annoyedgirl1979: Audi 5000.
by beanmssw February 2, 2010
A full size luxury/sports sedan made by Audi in the late 70's till late 80's (later became the model 100). back in the day it was Audi's flagship car had many features such as all wheel disc breaks(type 44 models) electronic climate control hydro power steering/power breaks power seats power windows vacuum powered locks power sunroof. these cars have a 5 cylinder slant engine that has Bosch csi injection they also got a bad rep for unintended acceleration which 60 minutes made a fake rig to make the car speed up on its own. which almost causing Audi to quit selling cars in the states.
by xXDEADINSIDEXx May 14, 2010
Slang for "Outtah here." Which is slang for "I'm getting out of here." "Or I'm leaving." Rap culture sign off in which the recording artist is being braggadocious about what he/she is driving when they leave the scene. The Audi 5000 was a popular luxury car of the time. This coupled with the fact that "Audi" sounds like "Outtah." A pun if you will.
This song is over. I'm Audi 5000, G.
by prefix270 August 8, 2007