fat smelly aston

fatass cunt

No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!

omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!

by astonhateclub December 13, 2021

Aston Meledo

He is a Try hard and is soooooo sweaty and does Art extension and Music he wants to be the best in the class

Aston meledo the try hard

by Aston Meledo March 11, 2019

nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung

That must be Nick Aston

by Hgffhb May 13, 2022

aston

aston is soooooo cool. That guy gets all the ladies. Historically, Astons far surpass the intellect of the Logans. Fucking idiots.

"Man, I'd love to have sex with Aston."

by SnappleBH July 24, 2020

ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….

Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024

Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024