by astonhateclub December 13, 2021
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I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!
by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021
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Get the Aston mug.A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025
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They also love spanking and are always the bottom.
They also love spanking and are always the bottom.
by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025
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“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
by pieceoftoast November 23, 2021
Get the Aston mug.Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
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“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
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