Assael

An assistant who doesn't get paid.

What am I your personal assistant? No Assael assistants get paid your my BITCH!

by jack21451 April 21, 2013

assmaster

One who is a master of ass.

Man, he has been dating so many women this year that assmaster!

by ClueMonster January 7, 2003

assmagnet

1. Something/someone that attracts asses.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.

1. Why must I be surrounded by assholes? What am I, some kind of assmagnet?
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.

by puggles April 17, 2003

Asmae

A very beautiful short-haired woman that hates avocados and has a very fine taste

You like avocados? That's so not asmae

by Hehemisery December 8, 2019

assmelonker

a person whos ass is way to big for there body

look at that assmelonker over thier.

by mike rouch October 10, 2003

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012