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Masturbation Material for Xbox fans, especally DOA Extreme Vollyball. Everyone says they buy it for the Vollyball, but since when has a Vollyball game sold so well or even been popular as a video game?

Thats right never!
Sony Fan: "Why the hell did you buy Dead or alive Extremely Vollyball?"

Xbox fan: "ummmm i really like Vollyball, and ummm it is ummm?

Sony Fan: "sssurrreee!, would you like a box of Kleenex with that?"
by WiiPS3 November 7, 2008
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I'm Alive

1) A very common, and sometimes aggravating response someone makes when you comment on how warm they are, or when you're trying to wake them up.

2) A triumphant cry of joy (or sometimes shock, maybe even both) when someone survives something that should've killed them on the spot either in real life or in gaming.

3) A reference to the popular Bee Gees song, Or Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive." May even be useful after hearing "Another One Bites The Dust."

4) Say this after experiencing nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation. Just DO ET.
1A) You: "Gee, Phil! Your hands are warm!"
"I'm alive, Moron."
"...Smartass."
1B) You: *Pokes your sleeping friend with a stick*

Friend: "I'm ALIVE, Adam."
You: "Darn.."

2) *Playing Left 4 Dead 2 and you fall off a building with no damage taken*

"I'm alive?! I'M ALIVE! YESS!!!"

4) *Experiences nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation * GOODNESS GRAPENESS I'M ALIVE!!
by Mou Hitotsu April 13, 2010
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STEP ASIDE!

When you know you can do shit better than somebody else you scream STEP ASIDE! and handle shit like the Boss you are.

Because only a Boss screams when its not needed.
Capten! i canut defuze teh bom!

STEP ASIDE!

"Defuses bomb with nothing but paperclip and ABBA cd"
by Vince_mcflippers May 26, 2010
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assvertising

When a woman advertises that she wants sex by moving her ass in erotic ways.
I totally wanna nail that chick, she been assvertising all night...
by TheJudd August 22, 2010
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alive

To live.
by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003
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Amiversary

The anniversary of adding a friend on Facebook
Mark: yo dude, guess what?

Jay: What?

Mark: Dude, it's my amiversary with Erin today - she added me on Facebook exactly a year ago.

Jay: Dude, that is so sad.
by zenyattaiscool January 8, 2010
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