Modern Antiquity

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.

Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?

by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011

Antiquing

To lynch a black person, coming from the slur antique farm equipment, used as an innuendo in most cases.

A: Wanna go antiquing?
B: I'm game to try anything once, mabye I'll start a collection!
A: Racist.

by Gibur November 9, 2008

Annique

Can be a cool person, but can be the exact opposite as well. Always falls in love with people she can never get with. Can also be a try hard

Hey have you seen annique? Ya what a loser lmao

by cooolcat124 October 16, 2018

Annique

Origins of French Aristocracy (post-20th Century). The worst. The smallest. The gruffest. Girl with the mans voice. Smokes 30-a-day.

Did Annique lie? Yes.

by Harry_Hyman January 10, 2012

Anique

To be forever butthurt.

"Dude that girl is annoyed AGAIN." "OH, you must mean Anique."

by Bananahamma August 16, 2017

antiqued

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep

I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.

by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005

antiquee

Old as fuck

I went to bed at 8 last night me and my girlfriend must me getting antiquee.

I say Randal the other day man that fucker is looking antiquee

by downtimedanny December 17, 2016