angus seifried

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

angus mcfife

Not to confuse with Angus McFife XIII
Angus McFife is the legendary hero who managed to defeat Zargothrax in the year 992 and thus saved not only the mighty city of Dundee but also the whole Kingdom of Fife

Which Angus McFife will defeat Zargothrax in the next album?

by Dundax himself May 27, 2020

Angus Young

Angus Young is the lead guitarist for the Australian rock band AC/DC. He is one of the most under rated guitarists out there. So many people copy his style, but no one can play like him. He is also one of the most energetic live players and is more of a frontman to the band then Bon Scott (old singer who died) or Brian Johnson (Current singer) Angus and his brother Malcolm (the rythym guitarist) write all the songs.

Angus Young wrote and played some of the most memorable guitar riffs ever (ex. Back in Black, Highway to Hell, Problem Child, If You Want Blood, What You Do For Money Honey)

by Damian (Someone else is using this name too) September 17, 2005

angus bannatyne

an absolute giga mcnigga of a human being. the pinnacle of human evolution. this idea was once laughed about by scientists, but now it has turned into reality. with a 420 inch legendary spiraling shiny metal COCK, measuring a 69 inch girth, angus bannatyne is the closest a human has ever come close to becoming god himself.

"oh my fucking god look at that guy with his mega long schlong"
"yeah he is angus bannatyne"

by terryakichickn August 2, 2021

Angus Schwarzenbob

A superhero with every power ever created, meaning he is basically the awesomest dude. A metaphor describing a person with a lot of talents or a spaceman.

Angus Schwarzenbob

by Dood McDoodpants May 3, 2009

Angus Sale

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Wanted: Angus Sale. Molests kids. Keep away from your children. Reward: $696969

by marmaladë November 8, 2020

Angus Young

The absolute fucking best guitarist I've ever heard. Not mearly becuase of his skill at the guitar but because of his stage performance, his school uniform lol and energy and love of rock. he's the best and he was AMAZINGLY hot back in the day and even though he's 50 he still kick most modern guitarist's asses.

"Angus Young is the best"
"Acdc is the best band ever, and Angus is the best guitarist"

by Angus Young May 13, 2005