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Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013
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bukkake ambush

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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Ambush fuck

Ambush fuck: (verb) to ambush a past/present partner in *consensual* sexual activities.
eg. I'm going to ambush fuck John; he has no idea what's coming.
by Ellar December 6, 2012
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Ambush the train

A blanket-term that can be used in almost any situation, usually said in such a way that the other person still understands what you mean.

Origin: On the Xbox 360 store page, most games had lengthy descriptions that summarized the game in order to encourage you to buy it. The video game 'Gun' however simply had the words Ambush The Train in the description and nothing else.
Example 1-
Jane: "Hey dude, how's it going?"
Joe: "Ambush the train..."
Jane: "That bad, huh?"

Example 2-
*Very attractive person walks by*
Internalized: 'Ambush. The. Train.'

Example 3-
*You jam your toes in the garage door*
You: "AMBUSH THE TRAAAIN!!"
by Anemeros October 2, 2022
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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 21, 2013
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Ambush Suck

When someone ambushes a male and starts oral sex without consent
"Man I just went to the bathroom and had the worst ambush suck to date!"
by Necrospunk April 14, 2023
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Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.
My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.
by FoodFairy June 10, 2020
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