Almost ready

The term 'Almost ready' is common used by girls.
It means that you will have to wait for another hour before going to the place you were going.

Boy: We need to go now otherwise we can't make it!
Girl: I am almost ready!

by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017

The Almost

A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.

by Thegreatestoppressor February 21, 2011

almost-fight

(noun)
A fight between two groups or gangs that is broken up by members of authority just before it starts or if one side pussies out. Originally coined by George Liaw.

"This is how lame our school is, we only have almost-fights." (George Liaw, January 27, 2006)

by George Liaw January 27, 2006

almost bestie

it's kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.
It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".

claire: "helen, fuck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!"
helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"
OR
helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"

by claireo February 3, 2006

almost-quaintance

A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.

1: I really need to clean up my facebook friends list, my news feed is painful to scroll through: It's full of so many strangers' bullshit.
2: 'Yeah, gotta' love those almost-quaintances'!

by ClownPuncture July 28, 2013

Almost-infinite

Having such a great number, that it seems paradoxically infinite; seemingly-infinite, although one knows that it is not

Just think about it...with the money we make from this deal, the possibilities are almost-infinite.

by Shadowulf1 September 25, 2010

almost sex

An act of sexual encounters where the male and female give each other pleasure by masturbating one another. Which keeps the females hymen intact. I guess.

Yo i had the best almost sex ever

Wtf u talkin bout

She beat me off bro, that shit felt good as hell

Bruhh

by blbbrown0927 December 13, 2014