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alabama

Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.
by John April 6, 2004
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alabama

Alabama is not full of rednecks,racism and farms. I have lived here all my live and I have not seen a farm yet. It is also well known for college football. Football is a religion in alabama. So everyone dissing alabama can suck a fat dick. No suck an Alabamians dick bitch. The girls here are not bad. I have never heard of someone marring there family member. That is just a bunch of bullshit people made up to try and diss Alabama. Fuck everyone who ain't down with the south the whole south motherfucker not just Georgia and Florida.
Hey atleast in Alabama people still have that great souther hospitality
by g-unot soldier August 7, 2006
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alabama

A Southeastern state in the United States that is much better than Mississippi or Arkansas but worse than Florida or Tennessee. If you have old Southern money in your family, you most likely live in Alabama and/or go to the University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa.

Damn good football, though.
Momma and Daddy bought me a Mercedes when I was 16 because I'm from Alabama.
by K.J.S. April 23, 2006
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alabama

alabama has a lot of good attracktions like the battle ship you can go visit a real battleship. it has the huntville rocket center. and is on the gulf of mexico. there is racism in every state and also alabama is a very polite and well mannered state people r very polite in the south unlik ethe north where people dont know how to say yes ma'am
alabama is the best!!
by DUDE January 5, 2005
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alabama

A state thats history includes racism, bigotry, ignorance, and bibles. Filled with christans that will go on a witch hunt if your atheist or gay/lesbian. One of the fattest states in america. Education system wont win any awards. Football is king and thats all they talk about. Hot summers, winters are ehh. Girls are average at best. Lots of blacks live down in alabama so its not all whites.

Bottom line: Alabama isn't a state i would reccomend for anyone.
Joe Jack: Alabama is teh best!

Normal person: At racism and ignorance.
by guyFRomSaturn September 29, 2011
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alabamaed

Losing to Clemson by 4 touchdowns despite being the worlds best college football team
Did you see the national championship game. They really alabamaed
by Tigers81 January 9, 2019
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alabama

A truly horrid place. The most corrupt people are given most of the power. We have the most corrupt court system in the country. Our police officers are akin to the mafia. A place where people will tolerate any kind of anti-social behavior as long as you say praise the lord. Theese same poor people are duped into voting for republicans, simply because they say I love Jesus, or I am a deacon in the church. Yet theese are the same people living high on the hog while the masses toil in poverty. I ask you Alabama is that what your religion is? Feeding off the powerless. The government officials are loathe to improve our schools for that very reason. That people will not buy the lies they are selling. I'm tired of hearing about polite southerners also. Most of them are so pig headed and rude they are intolerable. Outsiders look out we got no need for change here!
Alabama the most corrupt state in the union!
by dissedent August 19, 2006
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