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erotic acordian

a sex position in which the male opens and closes the females legs repeatedly during intimacy. be warned, it is highly probable of excessive fluids ejaculating from both the male and/or female partners.
note:
1) males, smack your half prepped wang on a biznatches forehead. it will cause definate excitment.
2) females, dont fake anything.. please.
squints: "sorry i couldnt go to that party doode, i was playing the erotic acordian"

chino: "que es eso weeey?!"

squints: "just ask yo' chick ;} "

chino: " (-_-)"
by cunt.crushers_yahh November 28, 2010
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according to script

How can they say the Iraq Was is not going according to script? There was no plan in the first place
by Bill Peters November 6, 2006
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play the accordion with you

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.
"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.
by erkerkerkerkerk March 17, 2008
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Accordian

by Weird Al April 30, 2003
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accordian theif

One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."
"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."
by Justin Dodson December 15, 2006
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Being gay according to some people

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people
by PushingBEnjoyer March 30, 2022
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Chocolate accordion

Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed
Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion
by Hung Wen Sun December 17, 2008
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