Warm Avocado

Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick

"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"

by KartoffelBo February 2, 2022

nikocado avocado

a low life obese fat youtuber who thinks being a slop is "Trendy".

jim: you r so fat like nikocado avocado

by kaptain karpy September 23, 2022

Blue Avocado

The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.

Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"

Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."

by RocYikYak December 11, 2022

Big fucking avocado

Oh shit. It’s here. Big fucking avocado

Bro what’s wrong?
Big fucking avocado

by Avocado worshipper October 3, 2019

Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020

avocado

Avocado is a delicious fruit, sometimes confused for a vegetable, but definitely a fruit. It comes with its own handy bio-degradable packaging, so no need to wrap it in plastic. Under no circumstances should it ever be cooked. This is a direct order from heaven. It is perfect as it is and cooking it is a literal sin and a crime against humanity. Enjoy uncooked, raw, cold, fresh from the tree or not warm.

"This avocado is cooked burn this place down!"

by avocadowarrior January 26, 2017

avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018