Avocado Socialist

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.

He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.

by Funnel Music October 3, 2019

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

salty avocado

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple

Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

Warm Avocado

Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick

"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"

by KartoffelBo February 2, 2022

Blue Avocado

The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.

Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"

Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."

by RocYikYak December 11, 2022

rotten avocado

A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.

OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!

by Jakob Ip October 30, 2020

Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020