Alpha Male

Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.

dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus

by YingyYango May 12, 2019

alpha male

the most dominant person in the group who leads the rest of the boys

"you're the most alpha male out of all of us"

by Friendio1 July 26, 2020

alpha male

A person identifying as male who has a high alpha coefficient relating to material payoff due to exhibiting altruistic behavior.

An alpha male receives high utility and personal satisfaction from caring about his fellow man.

Everyone is drawn to an alpha male

by ze3l May 8, 2019

Alpha male

If you believe they exist you definitely aren’t one

Alpha males are strong and powerful 😡💪 Females and anyone who isn’t an alpha male must submit to me 😡😡💪

by Iknowthesecretsoftheuniverse June 18, 2022

Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)

Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women

by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020

Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020

Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.

Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male

by AspieChu July 19, 2025