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Alek

A dude that actually produces heat and THC out of his body and is in a constant state of high. Give him a salad and he will turn your toilet into Chernobyl with no mercy.
Oh no Alek went into the bathroom... better start shopping for a new toilet.
by James2004lee February 6, 2024
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Alek

The name for a very intelligent monkey
you are an alek
by THEREALALEK691234567890 March 10, 2022
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Aleks

A stunning girl with a beautiful name. Fierce and stubborn at times. Very loyal to friends. Cunning,ambitious and hard working. Rushes into decisions a bit too quickly sometimes but always knows how to fix them. Has beautiful eyes.a
Man i would love an aleks
by Wtffff? December 23, 2018
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Alek

An alek can be used as an adjective or noun, the word alek simply refers to mentally ill monkeys that have no life. The word alek also infers that of the phrase, “smart alek”, this is telling someone that you are being overly informative, and they want you to kill yourself because you are making smartass comments, you piece of actual human trash I hope you never find happiness and ki-, sorry about that.
Die alek.
by Isjdjsnskwmskdndgsbn December 3, 2020
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Alek

Alek is a perfect person.He loves Alice in Wonderland and nature. He is obsessed with animals,especially with dogs.Do you want to make Alek happy? Buy him twix. Everyone loves Alek, it's impossible to hate him.He cares about others and is the nicest and the most understanding person in the world.Alek would NEVER hurt anyone.
by IloveAlek April 6, 2025
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Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong
issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"
by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 26, 2010
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Aleks

A 50% Bulgarian and 50% English white person who is thin as fuck and hates life
Nown:

I saw a Aleks in school
by AF248248 June 27, 2019
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