A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 04, 2014
To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.
1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.
by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024
John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."
by pentaodin August 01, 2024