landen man

the best person in the world. kind of rude but it’s okay because everyone loves him.

sophie: did you hear landen man shit his pants?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?

by sophiesshit May 27, 2021

Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner

Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night

by Perm Papi May 16, 2022

Landen

This dude has fat nuts

Did you see landens fat nuts?

by James Monroe1758 November 18, 2021

Landen Odegard

The man sometimes referred to as the human with a 17 foot donger with cum that can shoot up to thirty feet

"woah that's massive who are you Landen odegard" or " holy guacamole that is a giant donger who are you Landen odegard"

by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023

Landen Mello

A Landen Mello is the most annoying, blood sucking mosquito type of person. He is gay, and doesn't know when to stop or when to leave people alone. This type of person gets absolutely NO bitches.

That kid over there is being such a Landen Mello.

by Senhormonke May 20, 2022

Landen

Landen is usually chill. He enjoys following rules and gets mad when his name is spelled wrong, but he always tries to do the right thing. He's moderately athletic and enjoys sports, and he does well in school, always scoring well on standardized tests. He will be a good athlete, but will inevitably end up working a 9-5.

"Hey, have you seen Landen."
"No, he's probably at home playing basketball."
"Why doesn't he do anything except sports and schoolwork?"

by Dixon09 May 9, 2025

Landen Mello

Biggest dick known to man and very sexy

“ look it’s landen mello im gonna goon”

by John0234 April 18, 2024