Jeffrey

The most jealous person on the planet! They will love and adore you but as soon as someone comes around and they can be very ugly they will freak out and call you out for cheating. He also is bad at choosing good friends and can’t speak up for himself. If you meet a Jeffrey be their friend but don’t fall in love with him

“Jeffrey is such a jealous dude”
“Yo Jeffrey, being a pussy?”
“That guy is crazy, must be Jeffrey”

by Ifyk yk December 12, 2019

jeffrey

Another name for the bathroom.

I used the Jeffrey this morning.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 25, 2011

Jeffrey

The act of slapping another individual's face with one's dick after being vomited on or pooped on while receiving a blow job or performing anal sex with that individual as a form of punishment.

That girl shat all over my dick so I gave her the Jeffrey.

While she was deep-throating me, she vomited on my dick, so I gave her the Jeffrey.

by dawgystylez90210 September 07, 2011

Jeffrey

A fake ass white boy who thinks he has a big dick but we all know he has a tiny little noodle with two tic tacs attached.

Man you see that kid over there
Yea
He's a Jeffrey

by Weretolop December 22, 2017

Jeffrey

A retarded fucker who needs to get the hell out of everyone's lives and just go kill himself.

Boy 1: "Hey, did you see that movie?"
Boy 2: "I wish, but Jeffrey was there."

by CreatureNight22 June 13, 2011

Jeffrey

A Finely rolled blunt, dutch, or cigar to perfection. The contents can range from marijuana, the finest tobaccos, or elicit drugs. The euphoria you feel from smoking a Jeffrey will leave you happy, with intense feeling of pleasure, and a state of shock and awe.

I just smoked and amazing Jeffrey. I think this is the best feeling I have ever had in my life.

by SsTtUu June 20, 2011

jeffrey

A dirty cock-smith son of a bitch who is of asian background (usually chinese) and has an insatiable hunger for human male genatalia.

He can often be found in the jungle, foraging for remnant artifacts of the "chinese back stabber" (CBS) clan, which was formed thousands of years ago in the Mi So Huo Ni dynasty.

He searches for these artifacts in hope to one day find the Crown of Back Stabber (CBS) to which he would then be able to become King of The Chinese (KOC).

Look at that chinese dude digging in the ground with his cock hanging out, he looks like a Jeffrey.

by zomgpopit August 18, 2011