A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
by Flangsharbumtum January 12, 2009
an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one
by JeVoNeR September 07, 2003
a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
by anonymous help February 27, 2005
Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
by Tara February 10, 2005
A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.
Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
by palindrome bob August 28, 2008
by Mike February 17, 2004
by MellonCollie August 05, 2004