Baker Park is a park in Cammack Village, Arkansas. If your a child, go here during the day, if your here past 8 then you need to leave. If your an adult, play basketball here, but leave by 7. If your a teenager, arrive at 9 and stay as long as you fucking want, cuz the park is only fun at night.
Kid: "Man i played nerf at baker park the other day!"
Adult: "Oh yeah, I have to go to baker park to play basketball, just like everyday."
Teenager: "Man, we gonna hit up the pool at 5, then leave at 7 and go behind Jefferson Elementary and leave there at like 9 then go to Baker Park and just hang there and swing till like 1 A.M."
Adult: "Oh yeah, I have to go to baker park to play basketball, just like everyday."
Teenager: "Man, we gonna hit up the pool at 5, then leave at 7 and go behind Jefferson Elementary and leave there at like 9 then go to Baker Park and just hang there and swing till like 1 A.M."
by man from downtown June 29, 2011
A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 05, 2007
Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?
Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
by DonkPZ December 25, 2018
by marcusisloml March 06, 2021
"Nick Baker, fuck off you cunt"
by Nigga445 September 10, 2018
A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'
by ilovecolinandbrad July 08, 2009
Hottest most sexiest bald bloke you will ever see. Often goes by "G Banger" or quite simply just "GB". He is an utter sweetheart and loves his boys from Hargrave and would trade his soul and biological family for Hargrave boys class of 2025.Happy to throw a party any time of the day and has unending beef with Jebdon from proctor. Will always push the boundaries to have a good time. He's a lovely, genuine and caring man everybody needs a G Banger in em and we are very lucky to have him in our lives, minds and hearts.
Being Defined as a man of class and the life of the party.
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker
by The Boys From Hargrave August 19, 2022