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99.com

A chatsite, where those who go on it often & are known by everyone else are called the 'regs', the idiotic chavs that can't spell are the 'tards' and those who can spell/are intelligent but aren't yet a 'reg' are simply ignored by everyone.
Tard 1: OMG WHO IS THAT HO GET HER OFF 99.com
Tard 2: plz get ur ttz out bbz u got msn
Reg 1: Oh my god, why are there so many dumb people on tonight?
Reg 2: Not too sure, but wouldn't mind if someone got their tits out anyway..
by koolcids November 2, 2009
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Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.
"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."
by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020
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Keep it 99

COSR MONZR WE KEEP IT 99 BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE BE LYING
Keep it 99-having to lie at times cuz we give no fucks

Oh nah that's my cousin

Nah he aint gonna fight don't worry
by COSR.MONZR September 8, 2018
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$free.99

The cost of a free item.
"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."

"Did you steal that shit?"

"No, it was $free.99."
by Dr Azn Luv September 1, 2008
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99 precinct

Guy #1 What precinct is that?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct.
by Flamingo76 November 11, 2020
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fill 99

verb.

Coming from the historical chant "99 bottles of beer on the wall", used to describe one that has held there "urine" in ones bladder for a long period of time.

One that has to urinate (very badly).
"I gotta piss so bad, I'll be fillin' 99!"

"Stop here. I gotta fill 99."
by Miss Star August 4, 2007
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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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