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99.com

A chatsite, where those who go on it often & are known by everyone else are called the 'regs', the idiotic chavs that can't spell are the 'tards' and those who can spell/are intelligent but aren't yet a 'reg' are simply ignored by everyone.
Tard 1: OMG WHO IS THAT HO GET HER OFF 99.com
Tard 2: plz get ur ttz out bbz u got msn
Reg 1: Oh my god, why are there so many dumb people on tonight?
Reg 2: Not too sure, but wouldn't mind if someone got their tits out anyway..
by koolcids November 2, 2009
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Keep it 99

COSR MONZR WE KEEP IT 99 BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE BE LYING
Keep it 99-having to lie at times cuz we give no fucks

Oh nah that's my cousin

Nah he aint gonna fight don't worry
by COSR.MONZR September 8, 2018
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Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.
"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."
by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020
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$free.99

The cost of a free item.
"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."

"Did you steal that shit?"

"No, it was $free.99."
by Dr Azn Luv September 1, 2008
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Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.
Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.
by Zer0skills February 13, 2021
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Keep it 99

Coming from the saying “keep it 100”, meaning to keep it real.

Keeping it 99 means the opposite of this
Imma keep it 99”
by TheFrenchDuck May 14, 2022
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lk-99

A potential room-temperature superconductor, and something Gen Z will milk the heck out of. If enough time is allocated to LK-99's research and development, it would be the biggest inventions of the 21st century, and something that the general public will hear at least once.

This was originally published by three South Korean researchers just casually experimenting in their university/whatever lab they were working in. The research paper is not peer-reviewed, and was published to a archive research site.

We will finally be able to have super fast friction-less trains and hover-boards from Back From the Future movies. If you don't don't hear it at all in the coming 30 days, maybe it turned out to be another flop.
Some 3 guys in Korea: we just experimented with a new type of room-temperature superconductor, LK-99, which will revolutionise humanity and the way we use electricity!

Western science papers and scientists worldwide: Uh, we don't think so, unless enough R&D is put into whatever this new substance you're talking about is.

Same 3 guys from Korea: You are free to reproduce our scientific results, if you wish.
by jackedwebber August 3, 2023
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