8) )---

A pervert drooling smiley face, used to denote kinky/lustful thoughts.

Lianne: Now I'm horny, ty
Bob: Can I help? 8) )---

by Verciretti January 1, 2009

8==> (( /\\\

8==> (( /\\\ means "Fuck you asshole!"

NERD: IMQLRNU!

JOCK: 8==> (( /\\\
Translation:

NERD: "I am cooler than you!"

JOCK: "Fuck you asshole!"

by Peter Buttram, Proctologist/Asstronut August 11, 2006

8-

Big balls and a small penis.

The guy with the big bulge? He has 8-.

by Zblueboy September 7, 2020

<8( )~~

A big mouse or a small rat.

I love to show off my pet rodents in chat <8( )~~ .

by RaVen Blackehart November 20, 2007

8-|

An emoticon used on instant messaging sites to show nerdiness, people who are self confident can also use it on themselves, to almost send themselves up.

The 8 is meant to signify glasses

Person: Tonight I'm going to watch the entire Series 2 of Doctor Who 8-|

by Shabbers August 28, 2008

(-8~

Harry Potter's face. The "~" is the scar. Used to show support/fandom of Harry Potter.

Bob: I like Twilight.
Bobette: (-8~
Bob: Vampires are awesomer!
Bobette: No, wizards are.

by flamewuzhere April 18, 2010

8==(=)( )

Can be used as an abbreviation for "fuck in the ass" or used to add emphasis to a statement along these lines. Typically only used within internet dialogue.

As abbreviation:
Me 8==(=)( ) You.

To add emphasis:
Sungyun likes to get fucked in the ass! 8==(=)( )

by takeittothedome September 11, 2005