18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.

I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.

by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010

18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.

The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

18 months

Five fcking years...

We are going on hiatus, it's only going to be 18 months.

by NiallHoranLarryIsReal May 9, 2020

18 January

Whoever’s birthday should deserve a long hug from the friends

Let’s go give them a long hug after all they are born on the 18 January

by PusssyLiker December 7, 2020

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

18 - 1

1.)To come close in an accomplishment only to fail during the last second after coming so far to absolute perfection.

2.)Coined by the 2007 Patriots and their devestating loss during the superbowl against the New York Giants.

1.)Boss: You 18 - 1'ed your promotion oppertunity

2.)Football Fan: The Patriots were going for 19 - 0, but instead made it 18 - 1 due to Tom brady's clutch choke.

by CJDonaghue February 12, 2008

18 minus epsilon

Refers to a girl who isn't quite legal, but, come on bro, she basically is. She is weeks away from being legal, and can be easily mistaken for 22 by your average xanax-ed out celebrity. Comes from mathematical analysis, where the phrase "minus epsilon" means "minus some arbitrarily small quantity".

Dude 1: "Did you hear that James Franco was trying to pick up a seventeen year old?" Dude 2: "But did you see her? She was totally 18 minus epsilon".

by mathmajr May 17, 2014