9 of hearts

Used in sports to describe a great move that makes someone else look useless.

Come from the card game 'Euchre' where if spades/clubs are selected as the trump the 9 of hearts becomes a worthless card that can't beat any other card. After the deal, when the trump is selected the dealer may give a card from his hand to another player in exchange for the trump card. If you "give them the ol' 9 of hearts" you've given them something that can't possibly win a hand, a useless card.
Tarasenko sure gave him the 'ol 9 of hearts
by CowFuMasta December 26, 2017
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9:30

Another word for erection. Originated from getting boners in school everyday around 9:30. You can walk around with it down your leg to show everyone, or you can tuck it under your ass if you're ashamed of it. When your boner is limp and no longer of value to your sexy ass teacher, it is called a "9:31".
When the fly ass whore sat on my dick, I felt like it was 9:30, so she fucked my dick 'til I busted baby juice.
by Suckdickcity930 October 12, 2006
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October 9

National punch your friend that's name starts with an E day
Person 1: It's October 9th

Eddy: Noooooo
by Symplxls October 26, 2019
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iphone 9

APPLE DIDNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE IPHONE 9 AND SKIPPED THE 9 AND WENT TO THE IPHONE X .
damn were is the iphone 9?
by Mattsavage November 01, 2017
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9 August

Sister: what are you doing?
Brother: its 9 august. Its national throw your sister from the balcony.
Sister: Oh, ok then
by 9-year old August 08, 2021
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January 9

People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper
by keehoho October 23, 2019
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december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9
by clobamacare November 06, 2019
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